1. Incessant biting of fingernails...
2. Disturbed sleep cycles (typed at 2am)
3. Writing every conscious thought on a Big Ass Post-it and posting it in sight
4. Obsessive & Unnecessary Cleaning...Example: doors
5. Standing in kitchen...holding a 24 pack of Pepsi-Max...Looking so confused
6. Imagining what the small Man hammering her brain looks like, in detail
7. Playing Glass House 2 on ipod
8. Yelling at Rogue, watching the submissiveness
9. Wanting to yell at Zoe...restraining self...pee has often been the result
10. Eating Twinkies...you’ve been warned
11. Getting pissed when told Twinkies are “Unhealthy”
12. Buying books from Amazon
13. Buying Shoes from DSW
14. Buying Clothes from Gap
15. Buying anything from Overstock
16. Not buying groceries
17. Tongue Lashings are given out like candy
18. Watching 30 Rock...then Modern Family...then Arrested Development
19. Spending 2 very unproductive hours researching Google phone
20. Verbal Response time slows to that of an 90 year old man
21. Dramatic increase in Average curse word per sentence
22. Punching and Kicking the Air...or other objects residing within that air
23. Making weird noises...
24. Making Weird Faces
25. Knowing that absolutely no one knows anything about above two indicators
26. Changing colors for Google calendar in just 3 hours
27. Going on Facebook
28. Getting Pissed once on Facebook...worthless invites...
29. Logging off of stupid Facebook – Thanks for nothing Mark Zuckerberg
30. The fact I am writing this damn blog!!!!!
2 comments:
There is a good part to you being stressed out! yay bloggy!
I LOL'd all over the place reading that...haha. And u didn't even put that possible pneumonia is a stressed indicator. Love you lots...hope the stress goes away soon.
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